Who needs chicks? Why Blogs are better
I must say this whole Blog experience has gotton me quite excited. As promised earlier, I decided to sit down and think about why Blogs are better than girlfriends. Needless to say I don't have one. But hey! At least I have a Blog now. And here's why it rocks.Why Blogs are better than chicks -
1) A Blog never has a headache.
2) A Blog always remembers your birthday and other personal details.
3) A Blog can actually help you meet chicks.
4) A Blog is free and doesn’t cost you money.
5) You can have as many Blogs as you want.
6) You don’t have to romance or court a Blog.
7) When it comes to Blogging, you’re always pushing the right buttons.
8) You can take back what you say to a Blog. While chicks never forget your mistakes, a Blog has a ‘clear-archive’ button.
9) When it comes to a Blog, It's always about you
10)What you say goes with Blogs.
11)You can watch football and Blog at the same time.
12)If you mention the wrong Blog when you’re Blogging, all hell doesn’t break loose.
13)Blogs don’t say stupid things like “If you don’t know what’s wrong then I’m not going to tell you”. Blogs will give you an error message when one occurs and teach you how to fix it.
14)Blogs don’t make you say ‘I love you’ in itsy bitsy cutesy voices before you log off.
15)You can gain unlimited access to a Blog anytime you want. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 365 days a year.
16)Entries are never a problem. A Blog never complains about being entered too many times. In fact, a Blog doesn’t mind your friends making entries.
17)A Blog doesn’t mind others watching while u make your entry.
18)A Blog says what you tell it to say.
19)A Blog’s G-Spot is so much easier to find. It’s on your keyboard next to the letters ‘f’ and ‘h’.
20)A Blog’s concept of foreplay consists of logging on.
21)People don’t mind you playing with your Blog in public.
22)It’s much easier to adjust your Blog in the office.
23)A Blog never demands for your attention. You can visit your Blog once a day, once a year or even never again and it won’t complain.
24)A Blog isn’t as kaypoh! You only update your Blog when you want to.
25)A Blog doesn’t care whether you have a hard drive or a floppy or how long your entry is.
26)Speed (of your connection) is considered favourable in the Blogging experience.
27)A Blog never asks you stupid questions like “Where are we now?” or “Where is this relationship going?”
I'm sure there are a whole lot more reasons but these are the ones that immediately sprung to mind. Feel free to add to the list if you have any more or if, like me, you're single, desperate and in dire need of self convincing.
In fact I'm certain that I should just alter the heading of this entry to "Why Tim doesn't have a girlfriend and won't be getting one soon"
~Tis e season to be Tim-like Falalalala lalalala
P.S I'm beginning to really like this whole Blogging thingamabob or should I say TIM-amabob hahaha
posted by Timmy Tim Tim @ 4:28 PM
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